I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)