He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)