How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)