There’s a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I’m not there yet. (Randy Pausch)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)