I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)