I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)