Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)