Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)