I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)